Don't know what I'll be wearing, only that I wanna score and get it on I'm going to bring a whole lot of Ribavirin and Interferon You're invited if you're a hype, if you wanna go just follow me You've just got to know your genotype, so let's get you a biopsy Rebatron party tonite 48 weeks gonna feel not right Rebatron party tonite If you have Hepatitis C, this soiree has got it all Come on in it's the place to be, but they won't let you in with alcohol You've got to kick the smack to fully dig the masochistic addiction Everybody here at this swingin' shack has a legitimate doctor's prescription First take a look at your viral load, yeah baby now you're totally groovin' Shoot some of this and try to put it on hold, now let's monitor your Bilurubin Now you've got it, now you're styling The party keeps going on day after day Kick me down some of that Ribavirin And check my recombinant RNA Set aside 18 months please, stop taking herbal remedies Say goodbye to the life of crime, up the dose of the Heptazyme [Alternate verse] Pegasus, Ribozyme, Alpha, Peg-intron Is what we're hopped up on From the dead of night to the break of dawn We're gonna slam it all up 'til the shit's all gone