[{Andy Samberg} (Justin Timberlake) both] {Oh dang} (What is it, dawg?) {I forgot it's Mother's Day} (Didn't get a gift for her) {Other plans got in the way} {She'll be so disappointed} (Damn I forgot it, too) {This could have been avoided} What the hell are we gonna do? (My mom's been so alone ever since my daddy left) {COLD} (No one to hold her tight, life has put her to the test) {I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray} (Word) {My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away} Hold up {You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?} (I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too) Slow up {What time is it, dawg?} (It's time for a switcharoo) We both love our moms, women with grown women needs I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean
[Chorus] 'Cause I'm a Motherlover, you're a Motherlover We should fuck each others mothers (fuck each others moms) I'm pushing that way where you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt that shit is crazy (fuckin' each others moms)
[Hook] 'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself To me you're like a brother, so be my motherlover
{I'm layin' in the cut waitin' for your mom clutchin' on this lube and roses} (I got my digital camera, Imma make your momma do a million poses) {They will be so surprised} (We are so cool and thoughtful) {Can't wait to pork your mom} (Imma be the syrup, she can be my waffle) Sho' Nuff (My momma loves bubble bath with chamomile) Straight up {Give it to my mom d d-d-d-d-d-doggy style, yeahh} This the perfect plan for a perfect Mother's Day They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day
[Chorus]
{Break it down, it would be my honor to be your new stepfather} (It would be my honor to be your new stepfather) {While you're in my mother, make me another brother} (Damn) {And while I'm in your mother I'll never use a rubber} (OH)
[Hook]
They blessed us both with the gift of life She brought you in this world so Imma sex her right This is the second best idea that we've ever had The choice can be no other, be my motherlover {Happy Mother's Day}