Oh there's lots of things I hate Like blacks and jews and mexicans Oh there's lots of things I hate Like cheap people and pregnant women There's lots of things I really fuckin' hate Like traffic bills and constipation
I hate waitin' in line at the liquor store When I lose a dime, can't find any more Pisses me off when they call the cops All I'm tryin' to do is act like a boss And things I hate My dog's mate Things I hate Not Duncan!
I hate going to the dentist 'cause that chick's a bitch Drills into my teeth when I've got an itch Not on my teeth, 'cause that'd be fuckin' weird Not on my teeth, I ain't a queer 'Cept on Sundays 'Cause Sunday is my fun day *giggling*