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A TROLL FROM TIROL
(2014)

You say I'm kinda strange
But I am not deranged
I never met nobody with no better vocal range, ya know
But visitin Tirol
I met an evil troll
He goes like do-re-mi-fa sol

He raised a cloud o’ stench, ya know
He said “you've got to change, ya know
“If you don’t wanna die you must improve your vocal range”, he said,
“Because it's really small
Like James' on “Kill’Em All”
Or else I’m gonna eat your soul”

So anywhere I'm walkin
He's always trollin me
I always hear the monster go like \"Yodel-lai-dee”
Yes anywhere I'm walkin
He's always trollin me
I always hear the monster goin
Goin goin goin goin
Goin goin goin goin LIKE
“Olololaidee lo-dee dee”

I couldn’t sleep or rest
He put me to the test
No matter what I tried I sounded like a queer at best
I took a singin course
I stretched my vocal chords
I even tried to stretch my balls…
SOO!!

But this was all in vain, ya know
My throat was full of pain, ya know
These freakin modulations caused destruction in my brain, ya know
But then one afternoon
I learned of Autotune
So now I'm yodelin like a loon

Still anywhere I'm walkin
Somebody's trollin me
I always hear somebody go like
“Yodel-lay-dee”
Yes anywhere I'm walkin
Somebody's trollin me
I always hear somebody yodel
Yodel yodel yodel yodel
Yodel yodel yodel yodel YO!
olololaidee lo-dee deee