Once upon a time there lived a guy whose name was Pete He wore an office tie and often looked like shit But he met a gal who showed him how to live She said the mighty words that he had to believe She said
(CHORUS) MOTHER FUCKER You ain’t as fucked-up they think you are MOTHER FUCKER La-lee la-loo lalalala lala
SINCE he met that gal he turned to a hardcore guy SOCKS FOR COCKS T-shirt replaced his shitty tie He started playin PUNK and grew the coolest beard And found a lotta fun in drinkin wine & beer So he says…