So meet my pal his name is Mork He likes screamin like a jerk He likes screamin like a demon like he doesn’t give a fork
Black metal is the way He's evil so to say (but he's okay!)
He’s so dark and he’s so grim It’s a it’s a it’s a sin Diabolic alcoholic and so glad to worship Him
(BRIDGE) Black metal is the goal He loves the underworld You bet he is the most satanic fella that you’ll ever know
(CHORUS) In black as if he's mournin He’s the most demonic dude You’ll ever know
So Mork is squattin on the cross Only satan is the boss Every word he has recorded is perverted sick and gross
Black metal is the way He's evil so they say
So while you're sittin in the club Or you’re drinkin at the pub Mork is doin somethin wicked like invokin belzebub
Black metal is the goal He loves the underworld You bet he is the most satanic fella that you’ll ever know
(CHORUS)
The fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches on the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses of the demons of the horrors of the court of king Satanicus Mork is singin ‘bout!
(Qualcast Mutilator/LAWNMOWER DETH) Mork certainly seems a particularly diabolical rogue!