Tonight is the night for ex-boyfriends I’m trying to call all my ex-boyfriends Cause I feel alone and I need my ex-boyfriend To be here with me just like my friend or more
Tonight is the night for ex-boyfriends But I think I hate all my ex-boyfriends It’s 5 A.m., I can only call my (?) my ex-boyfriend, they’re not too mean but they are too far for it, Sex. Sex, sex, sex!
So I leave a message to all my ex-boyfriend saying “Hey, what’s up, how are you my friends? I’m coming to New York soon, would you be my fuck friend? You’ll never employ cause you think I’m just depressed and you’re right.” My ex boyfriends! No, you don’t even deserve to have your name in a crap song So I omitted your name, c’se anyway, you’re big enough to know
It’s all about you, It’s about you (4x)
The name was the number one, start with the T He said “Hey c’mon, its gonna be so fun” But he’s the most unfunny person I have ever met Anyway, he was gorgeous and sweet, boring but sweet Until the day he said, until the day he said: “Sorry baby, but except Bob Dylan we have nothing in common”
Age, 26 Dumped after 2 months Profession, liar! Liar, liar, liar He’s such a fucking liar We were in love, so in love, we were so in love (3x) We were in love!
The name was the number two, start with the K No, I should start with the C, but with the K you he is the coolest I was very to leave Paris for him and figure out why in the middle of the concess (?) But from one day to the other he decided it was over For no reason, you know? Just because it’s over! He was so romantic, sex was so electric Everything was magic But he was…just a trick, just a fucking trick
Age, 23 Dumped after 3 months of dreams and tears, and tears, and tears We were in love, so in love, we were so in love (3x) We were in love!