The dolls have burnt down the dolls house The Chessmen have been put to the sword The Droughts are forming a coven Peter Pan is sleeping with whores
The man in the moon, oh where did he go It's rumored some astronauts were seen digging a hole
The Daleks are on the council Action Man likes little boys The Moomins they worship Satan The Wombles have been humanely destroyed
The man in the moon, oh where did he go It's rumored some astronauts were seen digging a hole
The 3 bears share more than porridge Biggles is bankrupt and sleeps in his car Janet sells smack from her basement While John's a people trafficker
Noddy he makes snuff movies Rupert bear hung himself from a tree Andy Pandy he is on steroids The famous five are on a murder spree
The man in the moon, oh where did he go It's rumored some astronauts were seen digging a hole We are easily brought and so easily sold England expects you to do as you're bloody well told