Manly!Jared: I’m a big muscle-y man named Jared, I’d swear it in a high court of law, my ma and my pa would testify that I am the strongest of all, and I’m looooooooking for a bride to be mine.
Princess!Jensen: My-y-y-y-y name is Jensen and I am a prettypretty princess, I sit in a tower waiting hour by hour for a big burly brawny (not scrawny) beautiful man to arrive! He’ll kick down the door…
Jared: I’ll kick down the door!
Jensen: Pick me up!
Jared: Throw her over my shoulder!
Jensen: And carry me away…
French!Chad: Zat sounds really gay. Oh, and by ze way, I’m Chad Michael Murray.
Jensen: And make tender love to meeeeee.
Jared: Let’s go make a baby!
Jensen: And we’ll all live happily ever afterrrrrrr!