01 Welcome to the Renaissance [Michael James Scott & Rotten Ensemble]
War of the roses, Сhaucer’s tales The brutal feudal system Holy crusades Bubonic plague Can’t say that we’ve really missed them
So dark and barbaric, So dull and mundane That was so middle ages That was so Charlemagne
Welcome to the Renaissance With poets, painters and Bon Vivants And merry minstrels, who Stroll the streets of London A-strumming their lutes And puffy pants and pointy leather boots
Welcome to the Renaissance Where we ooh and aah here With ambiance We’re so progressive The latest and the greatest We bring it to you With much ado Welcome to the Renaissance Where everything is new
Here we’ve made advances in the sciences We have the latest gadgets and appliances Our mugs are made of pewter Our houses all are Tudor Decorated with a modern flair
See us in our petticoats and farthingales Our trendy beards we trim to look like swallow tails
We’re called Elizabethans They’re all a bunch of heathens Heathens heading straight for you-know-where
While witches are burning and wars tend to start We bring you moments of culture and art (culture and art)
Welcome to the Renaissance Where our printing press has the fancy fonts That’s right we’re fancy And very literary Theatrical too It’s what we do Welcome to the Renaissance Where everything is new
Hey look it’s Francis Bacon with a Chicken What’s he makin’? Well I think he’s found a way of freezing meat That’s new
Hey look it’s Walter Raleigh Found a New World, by golly, And he’s brought us all tobacco, what a treat Also new
And we have a list of writers who Are always writing something new It’s true we do Like who? Like who?!
Like Dekker (whoo) John Webster (whoo) Ben Jonson (uh huh) And Christopher Marlowe
Thomas Kyd Thomas Middleton Thomas More
And our brightest star yo He’s the bomb The soul of the age The wiz of the Elizabethan stage He’s incredible Unforgettable He’s just so freakin’ awesome Shakespeare Shakespeare
We love him (x8)
His brains are so brilliant His writing’s first rate His acting’s is incredible Isn’t he great
We love him (x4) (Isn’t he great) We love him (x2) We love him
Welcome to the Renaissance Not the one in Italy or in France No one in England The one where William Shakespeare Is cream of the crop The one where William Shakespeare is the top
Welcome to the Renaissance The 16th Century experience The age that’s golden The olden days are over We bid them adieu Well hallelu-
Welcome to the Renaissance Where everything is new Where everything is new Welcome to the Renaissance Where everything is new