Santa stole my girlfriend, k, I'm done with that You can tell them presents, I'll take all these fucking cookies back She's gonna wear him out all day 'cause all she like to do is smack Then he'll be too tired to say, “Ho, ho, ho” boo hoo, how sad
Never met a hater doing better than me Even Santa had it coming like a shady MC No, I'm not a rapper, but I need to release some steam Misses Santa, have fun with that, I'm calling you second team
And I'm back all on that flow With all them single girls who want more With all them pretty girls who get low Daddy's girl at first, but she'll show Just how bad she is She don't play around, it get serious When she hops on that And then we went to my crib Took it all off and she bit on my lip And then she looked up at me with those beautiful eyes And said, “Baby, I like it like this” And that's what we did, I love that shit Made me forget about the fact That I almost had a heart attack When I saw Santa kissing on her lips Fuck it
Santa stole my girlfriend, k, I'm done with that You can tell them presents, I'll take all these fucking cookies back She's gonna wear him out all day 'cause all she like to do is smack Then he'll be too tired to say, “Ho, ho, ho” boo hoo, how sad
Christmas day is coming and I couldn't give a shit Santa stole my fucking girlfriend, know you stripping on a chick I've got a grip, I've got a handle on it, I could use a bit One of them sexy ass elves to come over and do the splits Ha!
Santa stole my girlfriend, k, I'm done with that You can tell them presents, I'll take all these fucking cookies back She's gonna wear him out all day 'cause all she like to do is smack Then he'll be too tired to say, “Ho, ho, ho” boo hoo, how sad