you said that women are better suited in the home you would be much happier at home with a husband go home to a hunk is he for real ‘cause my brain is hurting women are pretending that they like working you know who else pretends that work is fun every single person since the world’s begun and dude don’t you know what the truth is having babies and getting paid aint mutually exclusive, no women earn less because they choose to that makes as much sense as a llama in a tutu did you travel here in a time machine i hate to tell you what’s gonna happen in 1919
i’m running for president, i’m running for president, i learned how to handle a gun and i never thought about murdering someone murdering someone well with an argument like that i’m sold finally a candidate that we can all like all the others tried to suffocate me last night in my bedroom Hillary Clinton said “MEET YOUR DOOM” I learned how to handle a fishing pole GREAT! so we could catch catfish, catch catfish we could catch catfish, catch catfish
the USDA has spent 20 million dollars to set up the catfish office without inspecting a single catfish i’m not making that up oh-ohhhhhh
what if a catfish ain’t really a catfish it’s just a girl pretending to be a catfish with a face like that who wouldn’t tap this you’ll be horrified to find out it’s daniel radcliffe
i wouldn’t be horrified by that, not a single smidgen
on the subject of Iraq, yup knowing what we know now yup would you have authorized the invasion yup, I would have nobody thought Hussein was a great guy but i thought it was a mistake even at the time
Tom Brady, he’s handsome but i was asking about Medicaid expansion Tom Brady, he’s wealthy your obsession with him is getting a little unhealthy I think the punishment is too harsh are we still talking about Brady? Tom Brady This is getting too crazy Tom Brady I don’t think this interview is worth it To me those balls are perfect Tom Brady
the Patriot Act allows the police to write their own warrants there is no probable cause they don’t have to be signed by a judge but the police don’t have any flaws if i’m gonna get arrested might as well break some laws hey don’t murder anyone in my squad
welp, i guess he’s no Huckabee, and i won’t be voting for him
this catfish here this catfish here so we could catch catfish this catfish here so we could catch Tom Brady yup he’s handsome shouldn’t you be a jets fan stay home with a husband i learned how to handle a gun and i never thought about murdering someone never even thought about it I never thought about murdering someone murdering someone