Marijuana’s in baked goods, gummy bears, for heaven’s sakes It’s in the lining of my Fruit of the Looms What happens in one state affects the other states Colorado, he’s looking at you Leave my sovereign state of Colorado alone Let our people smoke That’s all I ask Colorado wants to blaze Is that too much to grasp?
I don't want their darn fried crayfish I don't want it (I don't want it) I don't want it What if it's fried? Might clog your arteries, you might die (no lie) Maybe smoking crayfish ain't good for you I don't want it (I don't want it) I don't want it Leave Colorado alone Marijuana use is down since legalization
The problems are much worse with marijuana Too many people reaching nirvana Want me to ban fried crayfish in Louisiana? Is shrimp illegal? Thanks, Obama!
I don't want their darn fried crayfish I don't want it (I don't want it) I don't want it What if it's fried? Might clog your arteries, you might die (no lie) Maybe smoking crayfish ain't good for you I don't want it (I don't want it) I don't want it Leave Colorado alone Marijuana use is down since legalization
I'm really rich (he's rich) I've done an amazing job I have so many websites all over the place I'd be the greatest President that God ever creates We have losers, we have losers We have people that don't have it (schmucks) How stupid are our leaders? How stupid are they? When Mexico sends its people They're not sending their best They're sending their rapists (sending their what?) Sending their rapists
I wanna thank all of you Can you confirm Half Life 3? No no no no no no no no Na na na na Batman! No Please No Half No Life No Three Senpai, notice me Listen, you're in my house It's not respectful when you get invited to my house I'm just asking for transparency But not when I'm up in the house, know what I'm saying?
Tonight a remarkable sight at the White House A new chapter in civil rights at the White House Which is aglow in colors of the rainbow America was a different country 11 hours ago
How do we accept this? How do you not? The laws of nature, the laws of God They get the final say They've interpreted it this way For gays and lesbians today They get the final say They've interpreted it this way For gays and lesbians today