Now I'm the king of pretention Oh, of assholes, I'm the top I fling my shit, and throw a fit But everyone tells me to \"STOP!\"
I'm gonna be a child, manchild And log into that site I'll insult CIS and shoot the piss 'cause I'm outta the biz, alright?
Oh, oobee doo I wanna Tweet at you I want shit talk you And block you, too
You'll see it's true An indie like me Is certainly a douche to you Don't criticize me, shitlord I made a work of art!
Yet you detest that I am the best \"But--\" BLOCKED, don't even start Yes, truly I am the paragon
Of all the devs, indie Proven best of my trade at the IndieCade Of course, for a small fee
You! I wanna Tweet at you Talk shit to you And block you, too You'll see it's true An indie like me Will certainly Block a loser like you Who definitely Hates an indie like me Is certainly A douche to you!