Chimpanzee 1: Help! The human's about to escape. Troy: Get your paws off me, you dirty ape! Chimpanzee 2: (gasp) He can talk! Orangutans: He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! Troy: And I can sing! Chimp Nurse: Oooh! Help me, Dr. Zaius!
Orangutans: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! O, Dr. Zaius! Orangutan 1: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Troy: What's wrong with me? Dr. Zaius: I think you're crazy. Troy: I want a second opinion. Dr. Zaius: You're also lazy.
Orangutans: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! O, Dr. Zaius! Orangutan 1: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Troy: Can I play the piano any more? Dr. Zaius: Of course you can! Troy: Well I couldn't before. (plays piano)
Orangutans: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! ...
Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z
Troy: I hate every ape I see, From chimpan-A to chimpanzee, No, you'll never make a monkey out of me!
(Statue of Liberty rises)
O my God! I was wrong! It was Earth, all along! You've finally made a monkey, Apes: Yes we've finally made a monkey, Troy: Yes you've & Apes: finally made a monkey out of me! Troy: I love you, Dr. Zaius!