Baby, there's something that I've got to tell you girl
It just may be the most important thing in the world
You know that I love you
And there's no one above you
But there is something I love even more than you
It's making babies cry!
I makes me feel alive
Monster peek-a-boo
It makes them go boo-hoo!
Making babies cry!
Your mommy wave bye-bye!
Your mommy wave bye-bye!
When I'm making babies cry!
Hey, baby, you're thinking that I'm crazy
Or that my reason, it is hazy
But I get so much joy
Making babies cry
The whimpers give me pride
Breaking babies' toys
It makes my favorite noise
Making babies cry
With screaming on the side
Making babies cry
Making babies cry
[Spoken] Baby, I know I'm not winning any popularity contests, but this is what makes me whole. Some guys have flaws. Or play checkers. Others organize book clubs. But me, I make tiny, adorable babies cry their little heads off!