If I, one day, might also decide to need This special kind of service that this man provides, Oh, I will pray that my fate kindly agrees to the plot, And sends someone like this man to come and finish the job. Because I just cannot bear the foul and blasphemous thought That involves getting slain by some filthy amateur's hands.
I know it must seem to you like the strangest thing to say, But in the winter of his presence I always felt warm and safe.
I know that you must surely think me mad, But he's the most human friend that I ever had...