Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse Grab my breezer, I'm out the door I'm gonna be really loud
Cuz I don't care who I piss off, yeah I'm a real big sinner Sometimes I eat my dessert Before my dinner
Talking odd socks on my toes, toes Taking off all my clothes, clothes Feeling overexposed, So I put back all of my clothes, ah back on
Flush before I wee, wee Get arrested daily, ly Trying to get a peek of some titties...
I'm mad, really bad But don't tell my mum & dad Pucker up kiss my butt Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts Hear the bass, skinny waist Now let's copy poker face like Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh
I'm mad, really bad But don't tell my mum & dad Pucker up kiss a nut Cuz it sells to be a slut Hear the bass, skinny waist Now let's copy poker face like Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh
I stay out till 11 when my curfew is 10 GoodNight sweetie, sleep well- SHUT UP MUM I'm ON MSN!
Now the girls are lining up Because were pussy sailin But we punch em in the mouth If they're not Sarah Palin
Talkin bout doin things well regret, gret Menthal cigarette, rette Butt plugs in his pet WoW! WoW! WoWww...
Text sex on my Samsung, Not telling dad mum rung, rung Have with Alexa Chung By telling her I'm well hung (I'm, I'm, I'm quite well hung, really)
I'm mad, really bad But don't tell my mum & dad Pucker up kiss my butt Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts Hear the bass, skinny waist Now let's copy poker face like Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh
I'm mad, really bad But don't tell my mum & dad Pucker up kiss a nut Cuz it sells to be a slut Hear the bass, skinny waist Now let's copy poker face like Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh
This is the part where the rap breaks down This is the part where the drums go POW This is the part where your balls sag down This is the part where your pants go brown This is the part when your dad goes off on a cold Christmas Eve to get some more milk, but he never comes Back and 17 years later you find out he's with a whole Fucking family of some Spanish bitch and he doesn't even Know your fucking name anymore-
SHUT THE FUCK UP! [[crying]] I'm sorry
I'm mad, really bad But don't tell my mum & dad Pucker up kiss my butt Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts Hear the bass, skinny waist Now let's copy poker face like Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh
I'm mad, really bad But don't tell my mum & dad Pucker up kiss a nut Cuz it sells to be a slut Hear the bass, skinny waist Now let's copy poker face like Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh
JUST DANCE! BAD ROMANCE! Now let's copy poker face like Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh...