Well I'm the mighty Bonecrusher and I live way out west I'm a gambling' man by nature but bonecrushin's what I do best, Yea well I'm the mighty Bonecrusher and I'll crush your bones for a buck I got a Ph.D. in knife fighting and saying fuck,
That's what I'm sayin', with the Bonecrusher all day That's what I'm sayin'
I'm the mighty Bonecrusher, yes I got some class Took my funky RV to the White House and I parked it up on the grass, I slipped inside the Oval Office, man I slipped in oh so fast Got the President by his necktie and I wiped my funky ass,
That's what I'm sayin', with the Bonecrusher all day That's what I'm sayin'
Say Bonecrusher, please don't crush my bones Askin' nicely won't help you don't you know? Say Bonecrusher, please don't crush my bones You know I lost my hearing so long ago
Big bad Bonecrusher, stand eleven foot tall Line you perverts up like cans and watch me crush you all, Well I say whatever I want to, don't pay attention to grammar Got a big long middle finger, shaped just like a ball peen hammer,
That's what I'm sayin', with the Bonecrusher all day That's what I'm sayin'
Well I'm the mighty Bonecrusher, I just got back from Hell Where I crushed the Devil and I fucked his wife & the little demons as well, I got a big, bad bonecrushin' snake that crawls up and down my back I got a bad couple'a bulldogs that I keep high on crack,
That's what I'm sayin', with the Bonecrusher all day That's what I'm sayin'
Say Bonecrusher, please don't crush my bones Askin' nicely won't help you don't you know? Say Bonecrusher, please don't crush my bones You know I lost my hearing so long ago
Now that I've grown, gonna crush everything I see, Even the little, small flowers
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Well I'm the mighty Bonecrusher, now don't you get saucy with me I got no concept of tenderness, I know that's hard for you to believe, Well I'm the mighty Bonecrusher, and I swear I was born to be Well I'm gonna keep on crushin'til somebody crushes me,
I crushed my wife because I didn't want to hit her >And I keep on smoking cause I don't want to be no quitter,
Well I'm the mighty Bonecrusher, I crushed NYC Wasn't nearly half as bad as they make it look like on TV, I jumped down from the Empire State, landed on my head Got up and did a little funky dance, just to prove that I wasn't dead yet,
That's what I'm sayin', with the Bonecrusher all day That's what I'm sayin'
Say Bonecrusher, please don't crush my bones Askin' nicely won't help you don't you know? Say Bonecrusher, please don't crush my bones You know I lost my hearing so long ago