Sittin on my front step Watchin as the sun sets Thinkin about About the front page Backyard drug wars outrage Feelin like a frankenstein outcast Pete rose high stakes no cash I said its gettin hard to tell Welcome to the 90s Welcome to hell Aint it funny how the times change You can change the words But they still mean the same Lie through your teeth just to stay in the race Shake my hand Break my face Eatin apple pie Watchin as my lawn dies Well its the same shit Just a different day Meanwhile I'm staring at the mushroom Drivin down the freeway Black road white line Deal of the century Handgun drain time I said its getting hard to tell Weclome to the 90s Welcome to hell Aint it funny how the times change You can change the words But they still mean the same Lie through your teeth Just to stay in the race Shake my hand Break my face Lookin at my backyard Seein all the animals Checkin out the landscape Cuttin thru the red tape Bulldozers stripmine godzillas Workin overtime College kids and byd dry cartoons Gettin prime lime Ain't it funny how the times change You look at half the world You look at mushy brains Yeah we know our backs against the wall You wanna fuck someone Fuck us all Overpopulation World starvation Middle eat relations Welcome to hell Pay for religion Jiffy lube precision Presidents decision Pray for salvation Overnite sensation Us inflation Welcome to hell Overcrowded prisons Chauvinists submission End of world predictions Silicon injections Democratic elections Prochoice rejections Terrorists attractions Animal extinctions Time we start to listen Time we learned our lesson Welcome to the 90s Welcome to hell