Even A Miracle Needs A Hand (The Children & The Hankeys)
Kyle: Now, don't go saying that. There's always hope. Miracles happen most every day. To people like you, and me. But don't expect a miracle. Unless you help make it to be.
You hope, and I'll hurry. You pray, and I'll plan We'll do what's necessary, 'cause Even a miracle needs a hand!
Kyle: You love- Stan: We love Kyle: -And I'll labor. Stan: Tralala
Kyle: You sit- Stan: We sit. Kyle: -And I'll stand. Stan: Tralalalala
Boys: Get help from our next-door neighbor, 'cause Even a miracle needs a hand!
Kyle: You could do Cartman's voice, can't you? Stan: "Awgh! I'm so fat!" Kyle: Nuh, you've gotta sound fatter. Stan: "Hey, you guys! Seriouslih! I'm so fat! Help me out over hmyah!" Kyle: Cool! Now let's try the script!
Sound Man: Rolling
Stan: I don't know what to do, dude. Who should we help?
Cartman: I say we help Santa Claus!
Kyle: Oh, you're just saying that because he brings you candy. Stan: Cartman: Ey! I don't need to take that kind of shit from a Jew!
Kyle: You wish- Stan: We wish Kyle: -And I'll whittle. Stan: Tralalalala
Kyle: You sit- Stan: We sit. Kyle: -And I'll stand. Stan: Tralalalala
Kyle: Let's all try to help a little, 'cause Boys: Even a miracle-
Stan: It's okay. We'll just have his character die in the film.