South Park 715 - French Canada (The Canadians) | Текст песни

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Cartman: Oh Jesus, eighteen hours. We're running out of time!
Rick: All right boys, prepare yourselves.
We're about to enter... French Canada.
Kyle: French Canada?

French
Canadians: There'z no Canada like French Canada,
it'z za bezt Canada in ze land.
Ze ozer Canada is hardly Canada.
If you lived here for a day, you'd understand.

Mime: Honh honh honnnh! Welcome to French Canada.
Hockey Player: We have everyzing your heart could desire.
Trapezes. Trampolines. And lots and lots of cheese.

Artist: Would you like a moustache?
Rick: Just stay calm, boys. French Canadians are a little... odd.
Stan: Ah, we're just passing through to see the new Prime Minister.
Mime: Well first you must answer that phone.
Ring-ring. Ring-ring.
Kyle: We don't have time for this.
Mime: You cannot pass through French Canada unless you take zat phone call!
Ring-ring. Ring-ring.
Kyle: Hello?
Mime: Allo. If you are going to see za new Prime Minister,
then I want to go with you. He has passed a new law
forbidding us French Canadians to drink wine.
Artist: How can ze French not drink wine?? Travestie!
Kyle: Okay, you can come with us.
Mime: Honh honnnh! Very good! Let us make haste!

French
Canadians: There'z no Canada like French Canada, it'z za bezt Canada in ze land.
And ze ozer Canada.
Mime: Is a bullshit Canada
French
Canadians: If you lived here for a day, you'd understand.
Mime: I think you'd understand. ...You understand.

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