Kyle's mom's a bitch She's mom is a big fat bitch She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch She's a bitch to all the boys and girls On Monday she's a bitch On Tuesday she's a bitch On Wednsday through Saturday she's a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a superkinkamayamayabeeatch Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair She's a big big big big big big bitch Big big big big big big big bitch, she's a stupid bitch Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch For tons kids around the world it might go something like this: (Weird Japenese stuff to the tune) (Weird Dutch stuff to the tune) (Weird African Tribe stuff to the tune) Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair She's a big big big big big big bitch (Other children: Gasp) Big big big big big big big bitch, she's a stupid bitch Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch I really mean it Kyles mom, she's a big fat fucking biiiiiiitch Big old fucking bitch Kyles mooooom Yeah Chaaaa