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South Park - OH MY GOD! (remix) | Текст песни

Damien: Everybody hates me!

Mr.Mackey: Why do you suppose that is?

Damien: Because I'm the son of the devil!

Mr.Mackey: Uh huh that's a good start, why else?

Stan: Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here.

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: You bastards!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Mr.Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey.

Mr.Hankey: Aaaaah

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! Dude, Kenny is dead.

Chef: Hello there children. Let me sing you a little song:
I'm gonna make love to you woman

Officer Barbrady: Well you ain't Fiona Apple,
and if you ain't Fiona Apple I don't give a rat's ass.

Reporter: What would drive a man to such a disgusting act?

Some Woman: My god that's disgusting!

Stan: Whoa dude, how do you have sex with a chicken?

Stan: At least im not a little pig fucker.

Cartman: God damn it!

Stan: Dude!

Kyle: Huh Sick

Mr.Hankey: Aaaah

Cartman: You get you bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!

Mr.Garrison: You got to hell!

Stan: You butt plug.

Kyle: Damn!

Cartman: Well screw you too.

Cartman: Well?

Ms.Cartman: Sure Hun.

Cartman: Kick Ass!

Cartman: Hey, ill blow your freakin head off you peice of crap!

Mr.Mackey: I mean your one screwed up little kid, do you understand?

Cartman: He is a very disturbed little boy.

Ms.Cartman: You want some Cheesy Poofs?

Cartman: Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!

Ms.Cartman: You can have a eensy weensy bit can't you?

Cartman: Well?

Ms.Cartman: Just a weensy eensy woo-woo?

Cartman: Okay!

Ms. Cartman: I bought you some Cheesy Poofs and Happy tarts!

Cartman: God Damnit!

Ms.Cartman: Just a weensy eensy woo-woo?

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: You bastards!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Mr.Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey.

Mr.Hankey: Aaaah!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.

Mr.Garrison: Dumb ass, what a retard!

Stan: You fat fuck!

Kyle: Screw You.

Stan: Dude.

Mr.Garrison: Don't be such a little wuss!

Officer Barbrady: Fruitcake!

Cartman: Bitch.

Wendy: No, I'm not acting like a freak!

Cartman: Well I was standing out in a field and I had this huge satellite dish
sticking out of my butt, and then there were hundereds of cows and aliens, and
then I went up on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye!

Stan: What the hell are you talking about!

Mr. Garrison: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people!

Wendy: Barf is gross!

Cartman: Nobody gives a rat's ass!

Pippins: Lunchy munchy hmm!

Stan: Oh yeah? Well at least my moms not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine!

Cartman: Damnit, would you shut the hell up?

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: You bastards!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Starvin' Marvin: Yeah I want da cheezy poof!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Mr.Hankey: Howdy Ho!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.

Cartman: Son of a bitch.

Jesus: Yay, believe in me, and ye shall find peace, the way is paved with gold for ye who seek truth!

Ring Announcer: Wearing very very black trunks...the king of all that is evil...

Towns People: Barbara Striesand, Barbera Striesand!

Barbera Striesand: I'm Barbera Striesand!

Chef: Barbera Striesand?

Leonard Maltin

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