I'm going down to South Park gonna have myself a time, (Kyle + Stan) Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation, I'm going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind, (Cartman) Ample Parking Day or Night, people spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor" I'm heading down to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind, (Kenny) I like girls with big vagina, I like girls with big fat titties So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine.