[bridge] Say everybody have you seen my balls They are big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick pick me up Just stick my balls in your mouth
Suck on my chocolate salty balls Stick em in your mouth and suck em Suck on my chocolate salty balls They are packed full of vitamins and good for you So suck on my balls
Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate And a half a cup of brandy Then throw in a bag or two of sugarAnd just a pinch of vanilla Grease up the cookie sheet Cause I hate when my balls stick Then preheat the oven for three fifty And give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls They are big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick pick me up Just stick my balls in your mouth
Suck on my chocolate salty balls Put em in your mouth and suck em Suck on my chocolate salty balls They are packed full of goodness high in fiber So suck on my balls
Hey wait a minute what's that smell Smell like something burning Well that don't confront me now Long as I get my ent paid on friday Baby you better get back in the kitchen Cause I got a sneakin suspision Oh my baby baby you just burned my balls Come my balls on fire Have mercy baby my balls are burning Gimme some water pour some water on me My balls are burning oh my goodness I'm blowing I'm blowing them do something
Suck on my chocolate salty balls Put em in your mouth and suck em Suck on my chocolate salty balls Put em out baby blow em Suck on my balls baby (repeat 2 times) Come on baby Suck on my balls
Damn lady, I just gave you lovin' 5 minutes and you try to cure me ?