A great adventure is waiting for you ahead Hurry onward Lemmiwinks or you will soon be dead The journey before you may be long and filled with woe But you must escape the gay mans ass so your story can be told! Lemminks! Lemmiwinks! Lemmiwinks! etc.
Lemmiwinks journeyed a distance far and fast To find his way out of, a gay mans ass The road ahead, is full of danger and fright But push onward Lemmiwinks with all of your might
"Lemmiwinks, you are coming to the entrance of the small intestines. There you must seek out the sparrow prince!"
The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead Don't look back Lemmiwinks or you will soon be dead Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late Slow down now and seal your fate
"I am the Sparrow Prince, long has my spirit been trapped within this place. Before you lies the maze of the small intestines, one path leads to the stomach, the other to doom. Take with you this helmet and torch, let them be your guide."
Take the magic helmet torch to help you light the way! There's still a lot of ground to cross inside the man so gay Ahead of you lies adventure, and your strength still lies within Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win!
Lemmiwinks has made it out, his tail is nearly through
"Great job Lemmiwinks!" "Thanks to you we are all free." "But your adventures are just beginning, for you are no ordinary gerbil, Lemmiwinks. You are, the Gerbil King!" "All hail the Gerbil King!"
Now that you're the Gerbil King there's more adventures to go on Fly away to far away lands into the setting sun There's still so many enemies and battles yet to fight For Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King Could be told a thousand nights