Singers: Cthulhu Cthulhu, Cthulhu Cthulhu. Coon: Yeeheah! Singers: The evil hate-filled Cthulhu, from a dimension far away. Flying through gates of madness and into your heart Coon: Yeah, fuck all o'you! Singers: Turning dreams into nightmares Coon: Lick my balls! Singers: Destroying all he sees Coon: Now begins a new adventure for... MEEEE! Singers: You and the dark one, Cthulhu Sharing adventures and smiles, It's a magical band two pals can share. Soon the whole world will be made aware of You and the death lord, Cthulhu Makin' the world a better place. Together you will have so much fun Coon: Sending all my stupid friends to oblivion Singers: You and the dark one, Cthulhu Coon: Suck it, bitches!