South Park - Wendy's Audition Song (Uncensored) | Текст песни

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• Wendy's Audition Song (Uncensored)

Mrs. Landers was a health nut, she cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big
"Cock a doodle doodle" the roaster just wont quit
And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like
Shih Tzus make good house pets, they're cuddly and sweet
But monkeys aren't good to have 'cause they like to beat their
Meeting in the office, a meeting in the hall
The boss, he wants to see you, so you can suck his
Balzac was writer, he lived with Allan Funt
Mrs Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a
Contaminated water can really make you sick
Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your
Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying fuck!