Lyrics [Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener (continues in background)] One wiener, next to another wiener [Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener (continues in background)] Two wieners alongside yet another wiener [Party, wiener party, wiener party, party party, wiener party, wiener wiener (continues in background)] Soft wieners, nice and soft, non-erect wieners! [Keep them flopping, flopping wieners, floppy floppy, dangle wieners, dangle dangle (continues in background)] Five wieners in my face!!!