Eric Cartman: Weeeeeeeelllllll...... Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch She's a bitch to all the boys and girls On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch And Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch Then on Sunday just to be different She's a super king kamaya maya beyotch Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a mean old bitch and she has supid hair She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch 'cause She's a stupid bitch Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's just a dirty bitch Kyle's mom is a biiiiiiiiiitch!