Who lives in a house like this Who lives in a house like this
In number 69 there lives a transvestite He's a man by day, but he's a woman at night There's a man in number 4 who swears He's Saddam Hussein Says he's on a chore to start the Third world war
Oh if you find the time Please come and stay a while In my beautiful neighbourhood
In 110 they haven't paid the rent So there goes the TV with the repo men In 999 they make a living from crime The house is always empty Cos they're all doing time
Oh if you find the time Please come and stay a while In my beautiful neighbourhood My neighbourhood My my my beautiful neighbourhood My neighbourhood My my my beautiful neighbourhood
Who lives in a house like this Who lives in a house like this
In number 18 there lives a big butch queen He's bigger than Tyson and he's twice as mean In 666 there lives a Mr Miller He's our local vicar and a serial killer
Oh if you find the time Please come and stay a while In my beautiful neighbourhood My neighbourhood My my my beautiful neighbourhood My neighbourhood My my my beautiful neighbourhood
Who lives in a house like this? (Who lives here man?) Who lives in a house like this?
Oh they want to knock us down Cos they think we're scum But we will all be waiting When the bulldozers come
In a neighbourhood like this You know it's hard to survive So you better come prepared Cos they won't take us alive
Oh if you find the time Please come and stay a while In my beautiful neighbourhood My neighbourhood My my my beautiful neighbourhood My neighbourhood My my my beautiful neighbourhood