(Ron Mael) At Home, At Work, At Play I know youre unavailable from dusk to dawn Or if you were availible youd bring along A lot of what could only be a hindrance to me I aint a glutton for a lot of sweaty company You gotta catch her while shes still at home You gotta catch her while shes still at work You gotta catch her while shes still at play The only way is at home, work or play
Time really flies when it aint that much time You better shave half your face at a time And brush the front of your teeth, leave the rest And be with her when shes not with the rest Stop, theres gotta be a million girls like her, though I cant think of one So you catch her while shes still at home And you catch her while shes still at work And you catch her while shes still at play
Don't let her calendar be any cause to pout There is a bit of time when there are a few about Im gonna skirt the issue of her popularity And just avail myself of all the time that she is free You gotta catch her while shes still at home You gotta catch her while shes still at work You gotta catch her while shes still at play Cause half the day shes at home, work or play
And time is fleeing the scene of the crime The act of passing out wrinkles and lines To every person regardless of race To every person regardless of face Stop, theres gotta be a million girls like her, though I cant think of one So at home she says you butler well And at work she says you're typing well And at play she says you caddie well
Stop, theres gotta be a million girls like her, though I cant think of one So you catch her while shes still at home And you catch her while shes still at work And you catch her while shes still at play
I'm gonna love you under incandescent light I'm gonna love you under flourscent light The glaring sun above should not inhibit us at all I'm very glad to know that your libido never palls
Stop, shes unique, espscially at home Where youre butler, maid, and often cook And at work together juggling books Or at play between the tennis sets Or at play before shes placed her bet Or at play while shes still slightly wet Or at play while she is dripping wet