Who knows what the winds gonna bring when the invalids sing "La la's" with a powerful sting that'll stop any opera or any Bing Sing, spread the news across the land All winners will be also-rans Achoo - one size fits everyone Achoo - one breath, the deed has been done Grey hair and a dash and a flair give your doctor an air I'm hurt, but the choice that you made is an obvious one for a girl who needs care I do hope that he makes you well Say, is there any cure for Hell, Achoo - one size fits everyone Achoo - one breath, the deed has been done Sing, Ile de France and everywhere You can't ignore that sort of air Achoo - one size fits everyone Achoo - one breath, the deed has been done So, open wide, open wide and say, open wide and say goodbye, you'll be OK Achoo - he's gonna whisk you away Achoo - he's gonna make you OK