Something for the girl with everything See, the writings on the wall You bought the girl a wall Complete with matching ball-point pen You can breathe another day Secure in knowing she wont break you (yet) Something for the girl with everything Have another sweet my dear Dont try to talk my dear Your tiny little mouth is full Heres a flavour you aint tried You shouldnt try to talk, your mouth is full Something for the girl with everything Three wise men are here Three wise men are here Bearing gifts to aid amnesia She knows everything yes yes everyting She knew way back when you weren't yourself Something for the girl with everything Heres a really preatty car I hope it takes you far I hope it takes you fast and far Wow, the engines really loud Nobodys gonna hear a thing you say Something for the girl with everything Three wise men are here Three wise men are here Where should they leave these imported gimmicks Leave them anywhere An-an-anywhere Make sure that theres a clear path to the door Something for the girl with everything Something for the girl with everything Something for the girl with everything Something for the girl with everything Three wise men are here Three wise men are here Three wise men are here Three wise men are here Heres a patridge in a tree, A gardener for the tree Complete with ornithologist Careful, careful with that crate You wouldn't want to dent Sinatra, no Something for the girl who has got everything, Yes, yes, everything Hey, come out and say hello Before you friends all go But say no more than just hello Ah, the little girl is shy You see of late shes been quite speechless, very speechless She's got everything (written by Ron Mael - Sparks - in 1974)