When there's varmints need a' catching And young 'uns need a' saving On my rocket steed I race across the stars For I've sworn by the burrs of my astro spurs to right the outlaw wrongs on Mars (Yes he rights the outlaw wrongs on Mars!) Oh the hypercattle's humming And the Marjun's savage drumming Are as beautiful as comet bugs in jars Oh I'm from Earth! But I right the outlaw wrongs on Mars (Yes he rights the outlaw wrongs on Mars!) On the plains of the red planet I uphold the law And I do it with a pair of robot fists (POW!) Evil extermination I have faced For my robot rogues they hardly ever miss! (Hardly ever miss!) And I reckon I'll be riding In the name of truth and justice For as long as I can count the shooting stars For I've sworn by the burrs of my astro spurs To right the outlaw wrongs on Mars (Yes he rights the outlaw wrongs on Mars!) And I'm from Earth!