There's a riot in Room 42 It was chemistry, now it's a zoo And they kicked out the teacher, Miss Prune Tuned the heat up to one hundred two
Tarzan and Jane Tarzan and Jane
Now they're ripping their shirts and their tights Now they're swinging from fluorescent lights Look at Bob, he was getting straight A's Who's he carrying 'round on his face
Tarzan and Jane Tarzan and Jane
Now they've called in the men wearing blue There's a cameraman from Channel 2 On the news at eleven does Edgar Rice Burroughs Get royalties on local news
Tarzan and Jane Tarzan and Jane
Well, tomorrow at 7:04 As the principal says "shut the door" They'll be 25 Tarzan and 25 Janes And a chimp from Zoology 4