But of course there's tons of champions in the league But most of them just aren't good enough for me They fiddle with magic and busts and cc But to me there's only one type, and that's AD!
Ezreal, Miss Fortune, Corki and Tristana Maybe I'll play Kog'Maw the walking piranha Or Graves in your face for the ultimate Bash Naah, I'll just go old-school and throw down with Ashe.
However you play, I will play better Getting some sustain from my Vampiric Scepter Berzerker Greaves for that fine-tuned edge. And last but not least, Infinity Edge
I've got my support behind me with the Charm of Fairy Healing me up if the poke is getting' scary My skins are always marry, yea you should be wary 'Cause I am always legendary with my ad carry
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Stop, listen up, ima drop some more knowledge My tricks and crits are there for all of ya'll to acknowledge Autoattacks that turns team into porridge The world's biggest wedgie in summoners collage
Feel free to chase after me till your legs get sore Stop looking' like you've never seen a Phage before! I am at place the place I need to be and then I'll kite some more Yea I am that hardcore, I even read the lore!
My carry never dies, you just wait and see Cause all your CS are belong to me! I am a superbeeing, your just below avarage! Cause even the tanks falls to my superior damage!
What you up to sun? Are you trying to bluepill? I'll shoot you in the face as soon as you stand still You know you'll get aced so start writing your last wills Double, Triple, Quadra and a PENTAKILL!