and why so many cop movies? what is the fascination with the police? i mean, why not make films about some other public service for a change like librarians? good cop, bad cop straight cop, gay cop black cop, white cop girl cop, boy cop it's a buddy buddy flick they're thrown together they don't want to work together there's no way they'll get on 'cos one follows the rules and the other's a maverick but, the case brings them together they learn to respect each other's differences it's got an english or asian villain a boss who's a bastard with a heart of gold and out-takes at the end
then, the british comedy the funniest since "four weddings" "notting hill", "bridget jones" "about a boy" it features a man and a woman who can't possibly get it together because of the situation it's 97 minutes long and 20 minutes form the end there's a montage featuring the characters working hard at what they do set to a ballad by ronan keating sheryl crow, texas, gabrielle do you think they'll get it together?
and the voice-over on the trailer why is it always a bloke? why is it always that bloke? why does he talk like that? what's wrong with him?
and the feel-good story about the backward boy genius and his struggles in the world sickly, sugar coated american fables with russell crowe, kevin spacey sean penn, tom hanks the performance of a lifetime! he looks like an idiot but underneath he's the same as the rest of us do you think he'll win through? do you think he'll win through? ah, say something else
say something else say something else can't you see that you're boring me? can't you say something that means something to me? say something else say something else can't you see this is boring me? can't you see this means nothing to me?
and stop copying other films i've sat through 20 supernatural thrillers now the obligatory unpredictable twist oh! they're dead already! it's entirely predictable entirely predictable because we all saw the "sixth sense" at exactly the same time as you did
and the british gangster flick guy ritchie's got a lot to answer for fast edit funky soundtrack trying to be "get carter" but lost the plot great, camp british thesps put on snarling cockney accents and swear a lot the heist goes wrong incompetence is rife
and what's with all the logos at the start of the film? it used to be just "20th century fox" or whatever now it's a, a "cheeky monkey production" it's a "cheeky monkey title" it's a "cheeky monkey picture" it's a "cheeky monkey project" who cares? i just want to watch the film stop it! stop flattering your corporate egos!
and robert redford what is the point of robert redford? "spy games", "bagger vance" "the last castle", "legal eagles" pretty boy actor makes bad director stop giving him money give it to me i've got loads of great ideas for movies one where shirley lee saves the world one where shirley lee gets to sleep with lots of beautiful women
and why do you persist in turning books into movies? don't you know that the film is never never ever ever ever as good as the book? it's never never ever ever ever as good as the book? stop it! say something else
say something else say something else can't you see that you're boring me? can't you say something that means something to me? say something else say something else can't you see this is bo