I met this girl at the grocery store Standing there in aisle 4 She had a dog on a leash and shades over her eyes I turned to say hello but to my surprise She looked right past me And she asked me what my name was so I told her "Hey" I said My name was Spencer and I played the Soprano uke. She said her name was Beth and this was her dog Luke She said that she was visually impaired That means she's blind for those of you who care Then she said she'd like to come back to my place Then she tried to kiss me but she missed my face. She's all I could ever ask a girl to be She never sat around and watched TV or whined for crap she she saw in magazines Once we were a couple I think But we were definitely in love And that's where I wanna be I loved her she loved me her dog loved my knee Having a blind girlfriend has its hardships You should see the mess when she eats Chips and dip Can't find my medicine when I'm not well And playing hide and seek with her is boring as hell But recently we had some troubles I don't think she loves me anymore no no no She said she is tired of me, tapping her shoulder and running just for the cheap laugh I score now I tell her look Beth it's always fun she says I know but I can't take this anymore Hon, So she turned away and walked out my door Took my love, inspiration and my 92 Ford oh Oh no okay fine She's all I could ever ask a girl to be She never sat around and watched TV or whined for crap she saw in magazines Once we were a couple I think But we were definitely in love And that's where I wanna be I loved her and she loved me and her dog loved my knee But when she left that day She broke my heart Took my car but I showed her she left me standing in that cold morning fog When she gets where she's going She's going to realize that I still have Her dog Yeah Beth.. You were all I could imagine you to be You never sat around and watched TV Or Whined for crap you saw in magazines Once we were a couple I think Once I was in love with you and that's all I'll ever be Beth I'm sorry I never asked you to marry me. Beth You were the first thing the last thing the worst thing the best thing that ever happened to me