’m just a-reapin’ the rotten harvest I have sown I beseech you don’t judge me by my produce The air was gettin’ warm I went outside to plant some corn When I got outside I felt the heat’ thought ‘what the hell’ I’ll plant some wheat Then came the rain so I went inside to rest my brain. Then came the drought and dried the water all right out And I fell upon my knees and prayed to a god, that I didn’t believe in And wouldn’t you know it? Nothin’ happened! And I found myself a baby bird with a broken wing And I nursed him back to an aerial condition and he taught me how to sing and we were friends and we took a walk down to the alter place of the pagan god, Moloch And I sacrificed the only friend I’ve ever known But my crops were plentiful so I grew fat and died alone.. Now, I’m fat and dead and lonely and I owe myself an apology Like the one I owe my friends and family… If you’re from the Midwest and you think you wanna give the world your best shot Don’t go to New York It makes you poor It kills your soul Go to a small town Hold your ground cuz the end of the world is goin’ down I ain’t fuckin’ around I ain’t fuckin’ around DON’T FORGET YOUR HELMET!! I was born in Long Beach, California Snoop Dogg was my illegitimate father The next door neighbor’s dog had one eye I lived in a duplex shat myself when I was ten months old… We moved to Seattle And I went to school. On the very first day the Principal came to get me out of class for being unruly and I ran away…. Called my mom to pick me up I saw her from the playground structure and I ran away… And that’s when all the facts get blurry… Somehow got to Detroit Got myself a car and a guitar umm, yeah….. Learned all about hustlin’ and women and guns and drivin’ drunk and other fun things Oh yeah! And somethin’ bout math and science and history And it’s funny Because I only know one thing now and I can’t imagine how I ever got by before I knew the thing I didn’t know before I knew the thing I didn’t know before I knew the thing I didn’t know before I knew the thing I didn’t know before I knew the thing I didn’t know….. before I was fat and dead and lonely. And I owe myself this apology like the one I owe my friends and family. If you’re from the Midwest and you think you wanna give the world your best shot Don’t go to New York It makes you poor It kills your soul Go to a small town Hold your ground cuz the end of the world is goin’ down I ain’t fuckin’ around about that, no, no DON’T FORGET YOUR HELMET!! I really do believe that the world is endin’ and I don’t if we should help to kill it or defend it But I know.. the mutha fucka’s gonna blow.