Clink, clink, another drink Plenty in the cellar when it's gone. Drink, drink, the glasses clink Making tinkly music till the dawn is breaking. Clang, clang, who cares a dang? What's the difference when you're on a spree? Over the teeth, behind the gums, Look out stomach here she comes Hi! Have another drink on me. Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle. Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle. Trinkle, trinkle, trinkle, trinkle. Slice of cheese and bite of pickle Doesn't even cost a nickel Now to wash it down. Clink, clink, no more to drink I had a cellar full, but now it's gone. Drink, drink, the glasses clink Like the anvil chorus and my head is splitting, Uh, brinking, uh, busting. Oh brother! Oh, ow, what'll I do now Pink elephants running after me. Oh, that stuff is smooth as silk From now on I'll stick to milk. Nothing else to drink for me.