The revelers have hit the street With pots and pans, their throats complete- ly knackered from another ringin' in. Let another new year begin!
A shitty bottle of champagne, a paper party crown My breasts all set to bust out of this Cinderella gown It's an artificial deadline to turn my life around It's another happy new year
Chase the rubber chicken all around the plastic plate Stare into the half-cut eyes of my disappointed date Who's been waiting for the countdown He's tryin' to stay awake So he can force his breath upon me, Bend me over at the waist Dare to dream, it could be beautiful Put me in my place This, another happy new year!
[Chorus] And I... could be drunk anywhere! So what am I doing here!? In this, another happy new year!
I cut across the dance floor, the blinking disco lights My eyes upon the exit and the safety of the night Past the line-up for the toilet, to the line-up for my coat And I make it out the doorway one tick-tock before the stroke Of midnight and the air feels so cool against my throat As I wisper "happy new year"!
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Revelers have hit the street With pots and pans, their throats complete- ly knackered from another ringin' in. Let another new year begin!
[Chorus] In this, another happy new year! In this, another sappy new year!