I thought that I had everybody on my side, 'Til I went and blew it- all sky high, And, now, she won't even spare a passing glance, All just because I ripped my pants. Evelyn, Dexter and Frank: When Big Lary came 'round, just to put him down, SpongeBob turned into a clown, And no girl ever wants to dance, With a fool who went and ripped his pants. SpongeBob: I know I shouldn't mope around; I shouldn't curse, But the pain feels so much worse ''Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun, Than a burn from the sun... Evelyn and Dexter: ...Or sand in your buns. SpongeBob: Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget, So listen and you won't regret: "Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance, And you won't end up like the..." Everyone: "...fool who ripped his pants.".