This one goes out to all the creepers (this one's for you creepers!) From fucking Spose...Spose?!
Look, it is alright if you're suckin' at life And you're lookin' like death, smellin' like Bud Light Buddy it is alright if you've never done a wholesome thing And you're wallet's still as skinny as an Olsen twin Just know, you can go low and recover Even Jay-Z sold crack to his mother Even babies that were born in poverty Could win the lottery, I mean shit look at me I'm the dope mic knuckler Blunt smoke suckeler Kick snare high hat smotherer And the fact is, I used to have glasses and braces And even I still did I would have the passion to take it Higher than balloon boy, fired, unemployed I worked a bunch of jobs that I didn't enjoy But did I stay down? (No) I was way down..(Noo?) Now I'm up like coke heads at sunrise
Chorus: So you've been a sketchball, sketchball A douchebag, Douchebag It's never too late to get your groove back So here's a news flash, a true fact Tomorrow's a new day you knew that It is alright if you're suckin' at life If you lost your keys and your phone last night It is alright if you've done it all wrong Cause you can get it right by the end of this song
Hey, stop sniffin' the white, put your hands up Stop beatin' your wife and put your hands up Stop treating your offspring like Kate Gosselin And bounce with me 'til you're fuckin' exhausted Come on Walk a mile in my Nike SB's You can see that I used to be an asswipe I spent cash on weed that I really didn't need I was bummin' when i was on the fuckin' gas light But it's true very few get their life cleaned up You can see a sex offender in an ice cream truck, but You can change from being rapist-y To being educated maybe with a great degree With a life a wife and a dog and a job and masonry And you don't got to wait to be great so impatiently Man you can change now, just don't aim down Step your game up, there's hope if you're still breathin',even
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Look lady if you're trying to lose weight maybe you should put the doughnut down Looky here dude you're thirty-three maybe you should be a grownup now Don't you see things could be lovely? If you're Kevin Federline don't buy munchies If you're Tiger Woods stop gettin' lucky Shit if you're Michael Vick don't buy a puppy!
If you're pitiful, you should stop sniffilin' It will be difficult but it could be different You could transform from your troubles triplin' To stackin' paper...Dunder Miffilin