Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome... I don't necessarily need to be here for this... I'm gonna keep the headphones though... Mother fucker I'm awesome! No you're not, dude don't lie I'm awesome! I'm drivin around in my mom's ride I'm awesome! A quarter of my life gone by And I met all my friends online Mother fucker I'm awesome! I will run away from a brawl I'm awesome! There's no voicemail, nobody called I'm awesome! I can't afford to buy eight balls And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
You know my pants sag low (low) Even though (though) that went out of style Like ten years ago (go) Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple I got little biceps, Getting fatter in the middle
And lyrically I'm not the best :) Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet So preposterous Feel the awesomeness, the most obnoxious Guest up at the sausage fest Oh yes! The girls are repulsed So I hide in my hood like i'm joining a cult Uh Uhh I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis All my writtens are bitten and All my verses are purchased Me? I'll never date an actress Got too many back zits Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss Every show i do is poorly promoted and if you like this, It's cuz my little sister wrote it
I'm awesome! No you're not, dude don't lie I'm awesome! I'm drivin around in my mom's ride I'm awesome! A quarter of my life gone by And I met all my friends online Mother fucker I'm awesome! I will run away from a brawl I'm awesome! There's no voicemail, nobody called I'm awesome! I can't afford to buy eight balls And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall I'm awesome
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I'm from Maine and I don't hunt, nope And I can't ski Smoke weed but I can't roll blunts Find me whipped by my wifey My neck not icy Eatin at McDonalds because Subway's pricey
Uh, and my unibrow is plucked Just asked my mom if I could borrow ten bucks She's like "For what? Blunt wraps and some Heineken? You skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins!" I'm like, Mom please, don't blame it on me Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com I got my bad habits from you, Dad, and Aunt Steve My attitude's sour but my futon's sweet, And the hair on my ass, it is Jumanji
Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift Can't tweet up on my Twitter Cuz I haven't done shit Bank account red, body ungroomed The only thing good about me is I'm off stage soon
I'm awesome! No you're not, dude don't lie I'm awesome! I'm drivin around in my mom's ride I'm awesome! A quarter of my life gone by And I met all my friends online Mother fucker I'm awesome! I will run away from a brawl I'm awesome! There's no voicemail, nobody called I'm awesome! I can't afford to buy eight balls And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall I'm awesome
Futhermore I'm cornier than Ethynol Cheesier than Provolone I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor home With a ego the size of Tim Duncan Even though I got shit for brains like a blumpkin I'm twenty four, serving lobster rolls Because I spent a decade filling optimos And I'm not even the bomb in Maine On my game I'm only about as sexy as John McCain Now put your hands up, If you have nightmares If you wouldn't man up if there was a fight here If you got dandruff, if you drink light beer I'm outta breath...
But I'm awesome! No you're not, dude don't lie I'm awesome! I'm drivin around in my mom's ride I'm awesom