Andy: Welcome back, John! How was your holiday? John: Don't ask! It was the worst holiday I've ever had. Andy: In the Caribbean? John: Yes. So many things went wrong! Andy: Like what? John: Well, for a start my friend left his passport at home. We had to go home and fetch it, so we missed our flight! Andy: Oh no, how terrible! So what did you do? John: Well, we caught the next flight ... which was delayed ... and then to make matters worse the airline lost my luggage. Andy: Oh dear! Surely things were a bit better when you got there. John: I wish! It rained every day! No one told us we were going in the rainy season! Andy: What an absolute nightmare! Oh well, try to look on the bright side - it's not safe to get a suntan these days anyway! John: Huh! I'll tell you what ... I'm staying at home next year!