Woke up this morning feeling like I've been run over My head feels like I've been going solo with a brick Crawl to the bathroom, grab the sink, the shower's running Takes all my will power to stop myself from being sick
I don't know why I always do this to myself You would've thought I'd learnt my lesson ages ago I don't know what the hell I got up to last night But if it carries on I know I haven't got long to go
I'm not in the best of health But I have done it to myself I'm not in the best of health But I can't help that
Went to the doctors Said I'm coming down with something And I'm afraid it might lead to a heart attack He looked me over, gave me his expert opinion Gave me two tablets and said "Get lost and don't come back"
I don't know why I always do this to myself You would've thought I'd learnt my lesson ages ago I don't know what the hell I got up to last night But if it carries on I know I haven't got long to go
I'm not in the best of health But I have done it to myself I'm not in the best of health But I can't help that
I know it's not what you wanna hear But if you'd just lay off the beer Then you would live to see another day
I know it's not what you wanna hear But if you'd just lay off the beer Then you would live to see another day
I'm not in the best of health But I have done it to myself I'm not in the best of health But I can't help that
If this was a cartoon Then this song might have a moral, something like "Don't you go down the same road that I went" But as it is I'm enjoying myself, getting wasted Until I don't then the moral thing can go get bent!
I don't know why I always do this to myself You would've thought I'd learnt my lesson ages ago I don't know what the hell I got up to last night But if it carries on I know I haven't got long to go
I'm not in the best of health But I have done it to myself I'm not in the best of health But I can't help that
I know it's not what you wanna hear But if you'd just lay off the beer Then you would live to see another day
I know it's not what you wanna hear But if you'd just lay off the beer Then you would live to see another day