NARRATOR: Do you want to write song for dead Starks? Go ahead, write one
NORTHWOMEN: We are the North!
BANNERMEN: Whut whut??? Ho!!! North side! All hail King in the North, Robb Stark. Ho...
EVERYBODY: We are the North Side, ey! Doin' it our own way! We're gonna live forever Where it's cold and grey!
We are the North Side, ey! Doin' it our own way! We're gonna live forever Where it's cold and grey!
ROBB: Yeah, yeah... we fight for independence, it's a glorious day 'cause I married for love, and it's cool with the Freys Yeah, we're heading to a wedding, gonna party today and I'm gonna be a dad?! God, everything's great!
BANNERMEN: Hey
CATELYN: Winter is coming.
ROBB: So we'll hang out inside!
CATELYN: But Winterfell burned down, Robb...
ROBB: Look on the bright side. Lemme hear my Starks: are we doin' alright?
BRAN: Father's dead, we're homeless, and I'm crippled for life.
RICKON: I'm hungry.
ARYA: I'm alone in the middle of a war.
ROBB: Yeah!
SANSA: I love the gay boy, but I married the dwarf.
ROBB: See that's what I'm talkin' 'bout, we're havin' a ball
LYSA: I'm gonna breastfeed Robin 'til my breasts fall off.
NORTHWOMEN: We are the North!
ROBIN: Yay!
ROBB: Brienne, how's it going with the Kingslayer?
BRIENNE: Rapists have me and I'm fighting a bear!
NORTHWOMEN: We are the North!
ROBB: Cool! How's it hangin', Theon?
THEON: Really bad!
ARYA: I met a lady who had demons in her vag!
NORTHWOMEN: We are the North!
EVERYBODY: We are the North Side, ey! Doin' it our own way! We're gonna live forever Where it's cold and grey!
We are the North Side, ey! Doin' it our own way! We're gonna live forever Where it's cold and grey!