Lord Vader: i'm lord vader and i get respect your planet and your life is what i expect cape on my back cable box on my chest leather pants till my death, hot oil on my breath don't be jealous of my boots jealous of my gloves jealous of my belt with the blinking lights 'cause... ...i'm the dark lord with the power to diss dismiss your feeble skills like they're bantha piss
Emperor: 1 2 3 and to the 4 it's the emperor coming thru the door ready to make an entrance, so back on up i'm about to blow some plane (...ещё чёто) Storm troopers: ra-ta-tat-tat storm trooper attack a hundred laser blasts and i still can't hit jack galactic recession you can't avoid i'll be unemployed if the death star's destroyed
Skywalker jr: 4 and 3 and 2 and 1 and when i'm on the mic the sand people run 'cause the force is flowing the light saber glowing i drink my blue milk cuz it keeps me growing i'm not joking, my family's straight broken now uncle owen's in the front yard smoking a barbecue for aunt beru now there's nothing left on the farm to do sold my land speeder and i sold my comb now i'm feathering my hair all alone i'm a jedi knight with a licence to kill i think you know what time it is, it's time to get ill
Han Solo: in my vest i'm the best smuggla light beer chuggla, leia's main snuggla shakin' loan sharks when the falcon starts chewie's killing gundarks with them wookie farts
Leia: i'm leia all up in your face i'm the only chick in outer space gold bikini there is no other i got to first base with my brother i'm not intergalactically known but i wear a blue cape at home lost the falcon i was low on cash don't talk trash about my mustache i can swiddle i'll get crooked i had han but vader took him LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE i'm still BALLING YEAR AFTER YEAR
Мастер! public enemy obi-wan storms troopers said freeze but they got none i can make them say i never had a laser gun but it's the jedi tricks i'm playing on your mind, son cuz i'm old ben eating uncle ben's in my burlap depends no next of kin i'll tell ya about the twins and trying to make amends with my old friends obi out and i'm ghost again
Translator: 6 million forms of ill communication e chu ta, no need for translation odds of me complaining is 1 to 1 jabba never wears any pants for fun
Jabba: i'm obese, i never count the calories a freak show gallery is my reality love them slave girl but i need some more more people snacks for the rancor
about R2D2: who's the mack is it r2d2 holograms every time that he sees you always plugging into systems unprotected is your 5 and a quarter floppy drive infected?
Yoda: swamp water i drink and root leaf i eat three dirty toes on my green wrinkled feet snakes in my bed can get any sleep training's complete can i borrow a sheet? i wish i was 3 foot taller i wish i was a baller i wish i had a soft shell turtle i would call her wish i had a snake in a hat not a womprat with a tydrium impala yeah boy! star wars fans never die they just multiply word to your mother rest i need... rest forever sleep